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So I've taken a break from throwing rants at anyone who reads this and decided to give you something different. These are five songs that you should listen to, complete with the when and why. If you don't like one, then you don't have to listen to it, but try to give each one a chance. Titling goes: Song/Artist. Don't worry, the rants shall return with vengeance.

1. Stairway to Heaven / Led Zepplin: If you're a virgin, lose your virginity to this. If not, pretend you're a virgin and do it anyways. You must. It's tradition. It's just fucking classic.
2. Slow Dancing in a Burning Room / John Mayer: You have have have to listen to this when (a) you're sad or (b) it's pouring outside. Plus, it's my favorite. So you will listen. And you will fall in love.
3. Resolve to Fight / A Verse Unsung: You know when you feel like you're never gonna get out of your town and you're just all FMLish? This is the song you listen to. You're still gonna feel like you're going nowhere in life, but you'll feel awesome about it.
4. Gravity / Sarah Bareilles: When you're really sad, but also a little mad, but can't express the mad. Okay, that probably made no sense. But listen to it, cause her voice is amazing. Oh and don't pirate it, it's horrible quality.
5. Imagine / Elton John: I hate Elton John. But when he sings Imagine, my heart melts a little. Listen to the lyrics. Holy crap, you're gonna cream yourself.

Report back on how you liked them, pronto.